What Really Grinds My Gears
by Roylance at 8am, October 4th, 2008 in GeneralSo as my first blog I will be writing a similar blog to that of the segment off the Family Guy Movie, a segment entitled, “What really grinds my gears”. This will be my own verison.
You know what really grinds my gears?
When i can’t decide to play with my batman or my legos.
I mean. . . batman has all the skills. But the lego i can make so many things like, lions and jungles and pirates and castles.
But there is a soltion. A lego batman.
This really annoys me. Now struck with a senario in which i can play batman and lego it seems my problem is ultimately resolved. But no.
Lego batman does not have any of the skills that the real batman doll has. Sure he can now carry a wide arangement of lego weapons, but he doesn’t have a legit cape.
Legit cape.
Seriously i am pissed off now. It seems to be my parents fault. Why did they buy me batman AND legos. I HATE THEM.
Talking about capes, i mean, why cant spider man have a cape? Spider man is just as good as batman, in fact probably better. Can batman fire webs from his hands? can batman beat bonesaw in the cage? can batman score with kirsten dunst?
I think not.
Kirsten Dunst. I mean what a shit actor. C’mon did you ever see wimbledon? What the fuck! What the fuck! Tennis is lame people, tennis is lame.
And that is what really grinds my gears.
Stay tuned!
