The Best Daydream I’ve Had in a Long Time
by Bug at 6am, August 24th, 2008 in General, Music & BandsYesterday two of my friends and the mother of one of said friends were taking a long drive down to the amusement park. Summer is almost over, so we might as well get in as much fun as we can with the remainder of it.
“Can we stop for lunch somewhere?” asked one friend.
“There’s a McDonald’s right off of this exit, want to go in there?” responded his mother. We all nodded yes. She made a right and we were on our way to McDonald’s.
Several minutes later we were standing in line at McDonald’s, getting ready to order. I tapped my friend on the shoulder and said quietly, “Hot chick just walked in, look to your right.”
“Dude I hate those whiny emo bitches. They’re like a walking death with nice tits.”
“She’s wearing a fucking Minor Threat shirt, it can’t be that bad.”
And in typical me fashion, I slid out of line and walked in her direction. She got hotter with every step I took. She had that big poofy scene chick hair that I like so much and was wearing a huge ass pair of headphones; the kind that cancel out all the noise around you. Apparently she was with a group of friends, as I was later told, but I was too focused on her C cups to notice.
I was standing directly in front of her.
“I like your shirt. They’re one of my favorite bands,” I stated.
She took off her headphones and wrapped them around her neck. “I’m sorry, what did you say?”
“I like your shirt. They’re one of my favorite bands,” I repeated.
“Haha, me too. I like your shirt as well.” She pointed down at my Circle Takes the Square tee.
I came.
I tried to keep my cool. “I didn’t think a lot of people liked them,” I said.
“Neither did I,” she replied.
My semen was dripping down my leg. There was a bit of an awkward pause.
“What are you listening to?” I asked. I thought I could hear City of Caterpillar’s “And You’re Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven” faintly out of her headphones, but I wasn’t so sure.
“City of Caterpillar.”
I didn’t think I would ever stop cumming at this point. My shoes were becoming warm and sticky. I felt like Tim Allen in a dressing room for young boys. I wanted to rip off all of her clothes right there and have violent intercourse with her.
“I think we’re going to be good friends,” I said.
Sigh. If only something like this would actually happen.
Sounds like a wet dream…. the kind of wet dream that only Bug would have
Added August 24th, 2008 at 6:14 amThis is just plain odd, Bug.
Added August 24th, 2008 at 6:15 amohhhh Bug… you really know how to turn me on…. my little horny kid!
Added August 24th, 2008 at 10:02 amYou are a strange little boy, Bug.
Added August 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pmThis is strangely attractive in your case.
Added September 5th, 2008 at 3:04 pmBug, I like yor story
Added September 10th, 2008 at 3:09 pmok then…………….. i have nothing to lyk say
Added September 16th, 2008 at 1:03 pmOMJ!! Thats really awesome!! And perverted….i like it!
Added September 21st, 2008 at 6:44 pmI…I..I think i love you.
Added October 4th, 2008 at 8:54 amSleep with me….please?
Added October 18th, 2008 at 4:06 pmI’ll dress up as her even though I’m a guy and you can rip all my clothes off! <333
Added October 30th, 2008 at 10:24 pmI look alot like her ;p
Added November 10th, 2008 at 6:29 pmhey dats a strange story but i like it lol u cud rip my clothes off any day…lol
Added November 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pmNice Day Dream
Lol 
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Added December 9th, 2008 at 1:46 pmI happen to think this is beautiful. Sounds like one of my daydreams (minus the cum…well, sum of it). I’m serious. I dream about things like this constantly. They never seem to pass though, and if I wern’t taken, I would totally fall for you. Secretly, this kinda turns me on. If only lief were actually that elegantly choreographed. *sigh* Well, nicely written.
Added December 28th, 2008 at 5:56 pmThat’s an awesome dream, right now i wish that it would’ve happened to me
Added April 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 amIf daydreams were reality…
Added April 5th, 2009 at 10:37 am…they would be amazing. if the world was the same way as it is in my head we would all…
Added May 31st, 2009 at 12:35 pmbe happy and get along.!!!
Added May 31st, 2009 at 12:36 pmfuck that we would all be burnt in hell…
Added May 31st, 2009 at 12:37 pmim down wit dat shit …
Added May 31st, 2009 at 12:39 pmI thought that was hysterical. It really brightened up my day.
Added June 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 pm