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What Really Grinds My Gears

by Roylance at 8am, October 4th, 2008 in General  

So as my first blog I will be writing a similar blog to that of the segment off the Family Guy Movie, a segment entitled, “What really grinds my gears”. This will be my own verison.  

You know what really grinds my gears?

 When i can’t decide to play with my batman or my legos.

 I mean. . . batman has all the skills. But the lego i can make so many things like, lions and jungles and pirates and castles.

But there is a soltion. A lego batman.

This really annoys me. Now struck with a senario in which i can play batman and lego it seems my problem is ultimately resolved. But no.

 Lego batman does not have any of the skills that the real batman doll has. Sure he can now carry a wide arangement of lego weapons, but he doesn’t have a legit cape.

 Legit cape.

Seriously i am pissed off now. It seems to be my parents fault. Why did they buy me batman AND legos. I HATE THEM.

Talking about capes, i mean, why cant spider man have a cape? Spider man is just as good as batman, in fact probably better. Can batman fire webs from his hands? can batman beat bonesaw in the cage? can batman score with kirsten dunst?

I think not.

Kirsten Dunst. I mean what a shit actor. C’mon did you ever see wimbledon? What the fuck! What the fuck! Tennis is lame people, tennis is lame.

 And that is what really grinds my gears.

Stay tuned!

8 Responses to “What Really Grinds My Gears”

  1. Tom Says:

    *applauds Roy*

    Added October 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
  2. Gini Says:

    hell yes… but then you have to think… spiderman looks like hes edjaculating out of his hands.. all a bit weird if you ask me…
    iron man is the coolest if you ask me.. i mean, batman mopes and iron man listens to acdc. tell me thats not cool

    cheers

    Added October 13th, 2008 at 5:32 am
  3. maggiedoodle27 Says:

    Hi

    Added October 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
  4. _emogurl_ Says:

    WELL???

    Added October 15th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
  5. Itsnotmyfault...ever Says:

    After stumbling across a group of teenagers today, I checked out an emo/goth website. After answering 20 questions about exactly how I hate myself, everyone, America, and the world, the first thing that pops up is the thrilling rush that I was just entered to win 50,000 in prizes from Motorola. Everybody’s life sucks in its own way - Preppies, jocks, barbies, dorks, emos, lawyers, teachers, doctors, carpenters, athletes, millionaires, rappers, rock stars, punks, actors, bums, politicians and priests… anything you gain you Will lose someone, something, or some part of you. Everything can be broken down, dont lose hope, just take it back and take reponsability for yourself. Forget ethics, class, race, country, or religion. Do what you love and forget the rest. Bottom line, I don’t wanna see one more pampered, silver spoon, suburban kid that fails to see that buying into counter culture because you think its cool is the same as shopping at hollister and watching the American Idol. Give it a rest

    Added October 20th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
  6. EMOKILLER Says:

    Fag.

    Added November 6th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
  7. babysmasher Says:

    gini =FAIL

    Added November 15th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
  8. EmO_cHiiK Says:

    lol….well i like spiderman wayyy better than batman…well yeh lol thats all i can say

    Added November 20th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

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