What Really Grinds My Gears
by Roylance at 8am, October 4th, 2008 in GeneralSo as my first blog I will be writing a similar blog to that of the segment off the Family Guy Movie, a segment entitled, “What really grinds my gears”. This will be my own verison.
You know what really grinds my gears?
When i can’t decide to play with my batman or my legos.
I mean. . . batman has all the skills. But the lego i can make so many things like, lions and jungles and pirates and castles.
But there is a soltion. A lego batman.
This really annoys me. Now struck with a senario in which i can play batman and lego it seems my problem is ultimately resolved. But no.
Lego batman does not have any of the skills that the real batman doll has. Sure he can now carry a wide arangement of lego weapons, but he doesn’t have a legit cape.
Legit cape.
Seriously i am pissed off now. It seems to be my parents fault. Why did they buy me batman AND legos. I HATE THEM.
Talking about capes, i mean, why cant spider man have a cape? Spider man is just as good as batman, in fact probably better. Can batman fire webs from his hands? can batman beat bonesaw in the cage? can batman score with kirsten dunst?
I think not.
Kirsten Dunst. I mean what a shit actor. C’mon did you ever see wimbledon? What the fuck! What the fuck! Tennis is lame people, tennis is lame.
And that is what really grinds my gears.
Stay tuned!
*applauds Roy*
Added October 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pmhell yes… but then you have to think… spiderman looks like hes edjaculating out of his hands.. all a bit weird if you ask me…
iron man is the coolest if you ask me.. i mean, batman mopes and iron man listens to acdc. tell me thats not cool
cheers
Added October 13th, 2008 at 5:32 amHi
Added October 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pmWELL???
Added October 15th, 2008 at 11:12 pmAfter stumbling across a group of teenagers today, I checked out an emo/goth website. After answering 20 questions about exactly how I hate myself, everyone, America, and the world, the first thing that pops up is the thrilling rush that I was just entered to win 50,000 in prizes from Motorola. Everybody’s life sucks in its own way - Preppies, jocks, barbies, dorks, emos, lawyers, teachers, doctors, carpenters, athletes, millionaires, rappers, rock stars, punks, actors, bums, politicians and priests… anything you gain you Will lose someone, something, or some part of you. Everything can be broken down, dont lose hope, just take it back and take reponsability for yourself. Forget ethics, class, race, country, or religion. Do what you love and forget the rest. Bottom line, I don’t wanna see one more pampered, silver spoon, suburban kid that fails to see that buying into counter culture because you think its cool is the same as shopping at hollister and watching the American Idol. Give it a rest
Added October 20th, 2008 at 6:30 pmFag.
Added November 6th, 2008 at 10:38 pmgini =FAIL
Added November 15th, 2008 at 7:51 pmlol….well i like spiderman wayyy better than batman…well yeh lol thats all i can say
Added November 20th, 2008 at 11:01 pm-Clears throat-
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Hi. My name is Ikillemos4fun. It is on my birth certificate and everything. Don’t believe me? Who gives? You’re emo.
But anyway. I came here to troll
Lawlz in fact,Spider-man is no where NEAR better then batman. Can Spider-man be intelligent? No.What the fuck is a question.
Btw: Spelling errors- Solution, Scenario,Kirsten Dunst,in fact, Batman,arrangement,Spider-man, better then Batman,can’t, I mean,Wimbledon,legos,in fact.
Grammar-Don’t use ‘and’, use commas. Don’t begin with and, don’t use and twice,’but no’ is fragment,legit cape is a fragment;should be used with a semicolon or add on for full sentence.’What the fuck’ is a question.
Fact-Spider-man is no where NEAR better then Batman. Can Spider-man be intelligent? No.
Added December 13th, 2008 at 6:11 pmYay legos
Added December 17th, 2008 at 4:07 pmYay family guy
Omg lego family guy!
Btw:I am an emo I do cut my wrists. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME
pft.Ejaculating out of his hands xD (quoting Gini)
I always wondered..how does Spiderman manage to shoot the webs THROUGH his gloves?
and isnt he worried about people seeing his bulge in that tight jumpsuit?
I mean,Batman covers his junk with a utility belt..
and Batman can do everything spidey can ;O,i mean,Grappling Hooks are probably a hell of a lot more efficient D:
(Marvel nerd) xDD
Added December 21st, 2008 at 6:52 pmyou know what really grinds my gears?
Added December 23rd, 2008 at 5:20 pmPrissy n Pink girls.
man are they stupid.
all they want is boys.
and makeup.
just to make themselves thin they make themselves puke.
they are such terrible people.
I think I just fell in love with you. I always have this argument with people because they think that Batman sucks. So I throw dictionaries at them. hehe.
But here’s a question for you:
Who’s better? Batman vs. Superman
I vote Batman. He’s amazing.
And I hate stupid little preps that make their name Ikillemos4fun.
Added December 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 pmlove-
Ripp (cheyanne)
I vote batman, he has no super powers, and still manages to keep Gotham City safe
Added December 30th, 2008 at 11:39 pmand I when people say they hate their life because they didn’t get an Ipod touch for christmas, or their boyfriend or girlfriend broke up with them.
They don’t stop and think how many people have it worse than they do; Children in Africa for example. Some of those children are dying but still keep a smile on their face.
Yea Spiderman deserves a cape he is just as good as batman
Added January 1st, 2009 at 6:07 pmlmfao! dude, thats some funny shit.
Added January 11th, 2009 at 6:40 pmWowXD
Added January 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pmroflmao!!
Added January 29th, 2009 at 9:45 pmbut personally i lyk da joker best XDDD
Well of corse spinder-man is better, although batman has a preety sick ride, he has no actual super powers just alot of cash… (which i have no prob with money ofcorse. lmao) then spinder-man who has awesome powers and some better Foes, then batman who just has a crazy guy who likes to blow stuff up. (but i will admit the joker is pretty cool, and ‘the dark night’ was a good movie.
Added February 10th, 2009 at 6:18 pmwhat the fuck what happen to superman lol
Added February 10th, 2009 at 11:11 pmWow even I have a life and I’m emo common now that’s just pathetic thy shall now end this by saying squishy means emotional/sentimental so go to hell
Added April 5th, 2009 at 9:50 pmya batman is ok but my legos is funXO
Added July 31st, 2009 at 12:20 amWhere does the crow come into all of this?
Added August 12th, 2009 at 12:51 pmOr the joker?
Just sayin’….
u sound like a spoiled lil rich kid. getting pissed off at ur parents for buying u both batman and legos, (and wut r u like 10) lol but newys wtf is up with a blog like that can’t u talk abt stuff ppl acctually want to hear abt.
Added September 20th, 2009 at 4:29 pm